When the teacher says "Class, do you have any...
sodamnrelatable: Outside: “No, ma’am” Inside: via sodamnrelatable
me: how was the roman empire cut in half
me: with a pair of caesars
katyperrydaughter: crandoii: andrew-scoot: this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING I thogut hit was going tO POUR HIS TEA WHY this is so tom&jerry
imfamousontumblr: my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry and tyra’s there like
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
glowpinkstah: juilan: OH MY GOD GLORIA THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF YOURS WHY does this have so many notes hahaha!
spiegelstruck: Even a parrot gets more notes on its posts than me…… D’:
nuggetsandpizza: Allow me to remind you about...
Teacher: So what did you do this summer?
Me: Gained followers.