I RIDE A PANDA TO THE SHOPS...

Joe Jonas - The Headline Song (Radio 1)

My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing
A ghost stole our live savings
Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy

I’m so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint with my boobies

My psychic dog has healing powers
There’s a time lord in my loo
Mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)
I fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)

I’m so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint with my boobies

With my boobies, yeah.

thats funny xD