what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute.
you bet i was going to find the video for this
In the Wild West, we follow the comings and goings of a cocky cowboy who falls in love with a Diva.
I knew someone would find the thing. In this case the thing is a six minute animated Wild West short populated entirely by walking penises. Thank you friend, for sharing.
send this to nash grier’s parentsHeynash-grier, can I buy you something to give to your parents?
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
SHOWstudio x MACHINE-A
Photographer: Nick Kngiht
If you bite into a perforated chocolate bar like a fucking savage we can’t be friends
The Wallet Ninja
It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!
BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.
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We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes
I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
senior quotes are the new text post