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joelle-elizabeth:

ulyssee:

cigs4kids:

what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

Oh my GOD

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zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

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stevenstelfox:

puckling:

asuitcasefullofllamas:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

you bet i was going to find the video for this
In the Wild West, we follow the comings and goings of a cocky cowboy who falls in love with a Diva.
[link]

I knew someone would find the thing. In this case the thing is a six minute animated Wild West short populated entirely by walking penises. Thank you friend, for sharing. 

stevenstelfox:

puckling:

asuitcasefullofllamas:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

you bet i was going to find the video for this

In the Wild West, we follow the comings and goings of a cocky cowboy who falls in love with a Diva.

[link]

I knew someone would find the thing. In this case the thing is a six minute animated Wild West short populated entirely by walking penises. Thank you friend, for sharing. 

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feeblethekey:

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

Hey
nash-grier
, can I buy you something to give to your parents?

feeblethekey:

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

Hey
nash-grier
, can I buy you something to give to your parents?

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

image

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somebodysparty:

Chantelle Young
SHOWstudio x MACHINE-A
Photographer: Nick Kngiht

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

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dopamine-and-dumbbells:

If you bite into a perforated chocolate bar like a fucking savage we can’t be friends

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inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

GET your own Wallet Ninja ($14.99)

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tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

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